It looks SO UPSET lmao
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean
It frustrates me when people don’t do their work thoroughly and accurately.
I give plenty of room for human error, but laziness in certain aspects no so much.
I just have to keep reminding myself that my work ethic is far stronger than most people my age.
Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.
Obviously reblogging for the second picture
lmaooooo perfect reply pic
everyone 2 years ago: nicki minaj freaks me out with her different personalities…why do you like her
now: MY ANACONDA DONT!(;
until skinny is used as an insult and a derogatory term like fat is, and not as a compliment and as a casting call or a societal requirement for what is”normal” and “beautiful”,i think us skinny bitches better keep our mouth shut and stay out the motherfucking club
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN