tumblr needs a wendy
the Government needs a Wendy.
THE WHOLE FRIGGIN WORLD NEEDS A WENDY
games that let you save anywhere instead of making you go to save points
Print it. Fuck it.
am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused
You have to let the fear go, Neo
i got toes but I’m not a toaster
I got bones but I’m not a boner
This show is amazing
im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
NOTHING IS BETTER THAN GOOD RICE LITERALLY NOTHING
NO RICE NO LIFE.
finally people understand me .
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN