4364509: The lame ass blog
the-keepers-of-the-keys:

this is the best gif EVER

the-keepers-of-the-keys:

this is the best gif EVER

kaliforhnia:

i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.

This damn bedroom will be the death of me!
Cramps begone so I can continuously work here. When I’m done, by all means come at me full force.

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nobodysuspectsthebutterfly:

claireifythat:

last-in-a-long-list:

maleficent-is-my-godmother:

rlyhightbh:

lukesarmpit:

camerondallas:

impalaincamelot:

spazzysunshine:

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING

Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered 

OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH

I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”

NO NO NO NO NO NO

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND

The back of my head is tingling.

Amazing

Oh my god this is perfect

wow omg

I WAS ALONE IN THE DARK OUTSIDE AND I THOUGHT THERE WAS SOMEONE BEHIND ME

I’ve heard this over ten times and still I get shivers as he whispers into my left ear…

I was leaning against the headboard of my bed when I started listening to this, and I had to sit up when the cutting started, because I was afraid he wouldn’t have enough room.

If you’re interested, the company who made this has more audio demos of this type here. None as intense as the barber shop, but still pretty cool.


Magnetic putty engulfs piece of metal.

Magnetic putty engulfs piece of metal.

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

what the fuck whose idea was that??

notherwise:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

obviously cornellian. 

notherwise:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

obviously cornellian. 

hyroku:

Quicksilver’s mind: Wait… hold on…

Erik: Shit.

cdndom:

wolfdreams514:

desireadom:

Trust…without question. No reservations.

Honesty, Trust, Communication

I treasure your trust kitten

Yes my girls, this is something you should never forget

timothydelaghetto:

sunflower-mama:

lesmemoirs:

blametherapistneverthevictim:

 

i’ve found my favourite 

WELL SHIT

Yo, it’s CRAZY how I was just joking around with Rick today about how scary it would be to come across really buff aggressive gay dudes that wanted to force buttsex on us, then I said, “FUCK! GIRLS GO THROUGH THAT LIKE EVERY DAY!”

timothydelaghetto:

sunflower-mama:

lesmemoirs:

blametherapistneverthevictim:

 

i’ve found my favourite 

WELL SHIT

Yo, it’s CRAZY how I was just joking around with Rick today about how scary it would be to come across really buff aggressive gay dudes that wanted to force buttsex on us, then I said, “FUCK! GIRLS GO THROUGH THAT LIKE EVERY DAY!”

cuntyhunty-y:

gyenyame:

senorhoudini:

bobby brown turnt to the max.

cuntyhunty-y:

gyenyame:

senorhoudini:

bobby brown turnt to the max.

timothydelaghetto:

amosanguis:

damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*

"dis booty"

so accurate