this is the best gif EVER
i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.
This damn bedroom will be the death of me!
Cramps begone so I can continuously work here. When I’m done, by all means come at me full force.
1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES
DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!
3.CLOSE YOUR EYES
ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.
DO IT NOW.
THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING
Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered
OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH
I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”
NO NO NO NO NO NO
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND
The back of my head is tingling.
Oh my god this is perfect
I WAS ALONE IN THE DARK OUTSIDE AND I THOUGHT THERE WAS SOMEONE BEHIND ME
I’ve heard this over ten times and still I get shivers as he whispers into my left ear…
I was leaning against the headboard of my bed when I started listening to this, and I had to sit up when the cutting started, because I was afraid he wouldn’t have enough room.
If you’re interested, the company who made this has more audio demos of this type here. None as intense as the barber shop, but still pretty cool.
it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same
I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life
For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw
what the fuck whose idea was that??
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
Quicksilver’s mind: Wait… hold on…
Trust…without question. No reservations.
Honesty, Trust, Communication
I treasure your trust kitten
Yes my girls, this is something you should never forget
i’ve found my favourite
Yo, it’s CRAZY how I was just joking around with Rick today about how scary it would be to come across really buff aggressive gay dudes that wanted to force buttsex on us, then I said, “FUCK! GIRLS GO THROUGH THAT LIKE EVERY DAY!”